who: S. Sturgis what: Noise Maker where: In The Dirt. when: notime how: Bitcrushed website: All things S. Sturgis
who: S. Sturgis what: Noise Maker where: In The Dirt. when: notime how: Bitcrushed website: All things S. Sturgis
who: Hans Schizenhaus what: Hijackalope band manager where: Somewhere in Bavaria when: right on time how: killed by schadenfreude website: hijackalope.com
who: Jonathan, the Sodt what: Reclusive scenester where: Near the front door when: Almost nine o’clock how: Too many hats website: We have come for your gourmet coffee beverages.
photo by Ryanwho: Ryan what: Piano Tuner / Technician where: Part way inside the piano of a non-paying customers house when: Feb. 09, 08 how: Death by Steinway – Grand Piano lid fell while trying to fix a sticking damper
photo by Thumb who: Bum what: Sleeping dead where: People’s Bank back door when: Labor Day, 2007 how: Too much Thunderbird website: Fisted by Thumb
photo by small rabbitish creaturewho: Andy what: Whore where: Hell via high speed internet when: Not Long Ago… how: Myspace website: http://www.hijackalope.com/
who: Spanky The Spud Boy what: Somehow related to Thumptruck Rekkids where: Beyond the gates of steel when: Just a minute ago. how: Whipped it too good website: Thumptruck Records
photo by Maximumwho: Django what: T-shirt salesman where: at the white trash beach when: May 16, 2006 how: exposure to sunlight website: Seatthole Shirts
photo by unknownwho: Jonathan, the Sodt what: The Man(?) behind the Worm where: The Smurf House Livingroom when: 10/19/06 how: Rogue mirror neurons prompted him to try to imitate internet celebrities website: Harmless Free Radicals
who: MC Rashasha what: Hijackalope band member where: Leavenworth, Washington when: May, 2006 how: Poisoned by cute German architecture website: Hijackalope the band