Dead at Disney

Posted on May 24th, 2009 by admin

who: Bob Hardy
what: Used to be retired. Now I’m dead.
where: Toontown at Disneyland
when:
how: A safe fell on me. Goofy tried to help.
website: Dead at Disney

Tags: crushed, death by disney, just dead

Tripped over own fat

Posted on May 23rd, 2009 by admin

who: Tory
what: Dog T-Shirt Maker
where: Cellar Steps
when: May, 2009
how: Tripped over own fat.
website: Your Pet Loves You

Tags: dead girl, fell, tripped

Photoshopped into the coffin

Posted on May 20th, 2009 by admin

Who: Fake dead French policeman
What: like to have people see me as dead
Where: in my house
When: everyday if possible
How: Photoshopped into the coffin.
Webpage: Thanatos.net
Freebell, on behalf of the active members of Thanatos

Tags: dead guy, death by photoshop, just dead

Death by hippie

Posted on May 20th, 2009 by admin

Who: Chris
What: Consultant
Where: Gabriola Island, BC, Canada
When: On a nice summer day, too nice to die.
How: Beheaded. Never tell a Gabriola hippie the music at Woodstock was corporate.
Website: www.privateislandsonline.com

Tags: beheaded, dead guy, decapitated, killed by a hippie

Hit by a drunk driver who hadn’t returned to their car yet.

Posted on May 6th, 2009 by admin

who: dom
what: former student
where: car park in sussex, england
when: shortly before i was rushed to hospital
how: d.o.a. at brighton hospital. hit by a drunk driver who hadn’t returned to their car yet.

Tags: dead guy, death by drunk driver, just dead